Mr. Nielsen, Miss Kerr, while I respect your right to discuss your sex life, I'd appreciate it if you didn't do so at the breakfast bar. Really. I'm trying to eat here.

Similarly, Mr. Lee, Yellowcard is an excellent band, but you only have one song by them and you do not need to play it so loudly so early in the morning.

Peace out.

DON'T MAKE TACOS IN THE LAUNDRY. DON'T. DO IT.

Can someone else do girls' laundry this week? ._.